Things I'm Not Allowed to Register For...

Due to the high number of "miscommunications" about wedding themes and large amount of non refundable deposits made on "terrible ideas for our wedding" (see prior posts) I'm not allowed to register for all of the wonderful things that I simply can't live without. Items that are synonymous with breathing. I'm not sure how I made it 31 years without --- click on links to purchase:

1) http://steuben.com/acb/product2.cfm?section=2&subsection=0&group=all&product=1458
***The detail of flowing horsehair is breathtaking. It's only one of 25.

2) http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0006MWV86
***Every 600 square foot NYC apt needs a Relaxman.


3) http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00065Q9CW
***I love fur. This isn't for my pretty fiance it's for me. Pony up world.

4) http://keys.craigslist.org/cto/852084750.html
***We simply don't need formal plates and napkin rings but we do need...