Sunday, October 5, 2008

Things I'm Not Allowed to Register For...

Due to the high number of "miscommunications" about wedding themes and large amount of non refundable deposits made on "terrible ideas for our wedding" (see prior posts) I'm not allowed to register for all of the wonderful things that I simply can't live without. Items that are synonymous with breathing. I'm not sure how I made it 31 years without --- click on links to purchase:

1) http://steuben.com/acb/product2.cfm?section=2&subsection=0&group=all&product=1458
***The detail of flowing horsehair is breathtaking. It's only one of 25.

2) http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0006MWV86
***Every 600 square foot NYC apt needs a Relaxman.


3) http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00065Q9CW
***I love fur. This isn't for my pretty fiance it's for me. Pony up world.

4) http://keys.craigslist.org/cto/852084750.html
***We simply don't need formal plates and napkin rings but we do need...
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The Graphicist said...

I can't beLIEVE you guys didn't register for a tank-like vehicle -- apparently people who looked at the Relaxman also looked at this --

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sbs_misc_2

It's half the cost of the Relaxman (for those budget-conscious wedding guests), and includes a 400-watt sound system. I bet the Relaxman can't do those numbers.

And while you're at it, what about one of these?

http://www.amazon.com/INFLATABLE-BONDAGE-CHAIR/dp/B00069EJ70/ref=pd_sbs_misc_6

Guaranteed to break the ice at parties...

May 6, 2009 at 10:22 AM

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