Tuck your junk Aaron and Arian are getting hitched!

With the somewhat shocking sound rejection of my previous theme ideas and the mounting costs of non-refundable deposits --- apparently once you buy a veil for a Malamute it's not returnable, not even for store credit! I have come up with something that everyone will love, dirty old men and perverts alike. Naked Wedding! No costly tux rental or wedding dress purchase. Think of the fun invitations: "Cop a feel! It's Aaron and Arian's wedding!" "Hair the Wedding!" "I dropped my wallet at Aaron and Arian's wedding!" It will be the wedding for people who get nervous but have a hard time visualizing things.

This also solves the debate that I'm having about whether or not to wear a suit or a tux and it benefits all guests. The attire is business casual but emperor's clothes style.

Arrghhhh --- a better idea

As it turns out Arian wasn't "100%" onboard with the dog wedding idea. (I know. I was just as surprised as you are...Dog Rabbi will marry us on a Saturday afternoon if interested.) BUT that's ok because I have come up with a fool-proof more amazing idea for a wedding...wait for it...PIRATE WEDDING. A swashbuckling dedication to love in the time of scurvy. Eye patches, pet parrakeets, rape...it's going to be a wonderful occasion to remember. This also really takes the stress away about having decent food. I'm so confident my gal is going to love this one I put down a bunch of expensive non-refundable deposits on cannons and tattoo artists. (Skull and crossbones for everyone) Shiver me timbers...and oh yeah Memorial Day 09 at the Cranwell in Berkshires is happening.

Thank you world for the below bit of inspiration...

All you have to do is type in the word "wedding" to google and this is the first image that comes up, and it is INSPIRATIONAL. We don't have a dog but you can bet your ass that we are going to dress up a bunch and put them in the wedding. Dog ringbearer, dog flower girl, dog ushers, dog groomsman (sorry Joey), dog rabbi, paw print on the ketuba, etc...

Every event planner at every location asks us if we have some kind of vision or inspiration for the wedding. We do now and it feels great. (please note that Arian has not yet weighed in on this new "fully set in stone" choice but I'm about 100% positive that she is going to be onboard)

Third Post

I call this photo "Maid of Aaron" --- slow day on the wedding blog front.

Day Two of our super awesome blog

No real news yet. We are circling Sunday of Memorial Day in the Berkshires 09...