With the somewhat shocking sound rejection of my previous theme ideas and the mounting costs of non-refundable deposits --- apparently once you buy a veil for a Malamute it's not returnable, not even for store credit! I have come up with something that everyone will love, dirty old men and perverts alike. Naked Wedding! No costly tux rental or wedding dress purchase. Think of the fun invitations: "Cop a feel! It's Aaron and Arian's wedding!" "Hair the Wedding!" "I dropped my wallet at Aaron and Arian's wedding!" It will be the wedding for people who get nervous but have a hard time visualizing things.
This also solves the debate that I'm having about whether or not to wear a suit or a tux and it benefits all guests. The attire is business casual but emperor's clothes style.
3 comments:
uh...may i predict that the next wedding idea will be from arian: the "let's not and say we did" themed wedding.
Hugs.
I assume that this theme will have a drastic impact on the guest list.
Naked wedding, pirate wedding...either way, it will be rated "Arrrrrrrg."
(I learned everything I know about comedy from Aaron Rothman...mostly while riding elevators)
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