As it turns out Arian wasn't "100%" onboard with the dog wedding idea. (I know. I was just as surprised as you are...Dog Rabbi will marry us on a Saturday afternoon if interested.) BUT that's ok because I have come up with a fool-proof more amazing idea for a wedding...wait for it...PIRATE WEDDING. A swashbuckling dedication to love in the time of scurvy. Eye patches, pet parrakeets, rape...it's going to be a wonderful occasion to remember. This also really takes the stress away about having decent food. I'm so confident my gal is going to love this one I put down a bunch of expensive non-refundable deposits on cannons and tattoo artists. (Skull and crossbones for everyone) Shiver me timbers...and oh yeah Memorial Day 09 at the Cranwell in Berkshires is happening.
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Please stop changing themes. Do you know how hard it is to return 100 used chew toys? That's what I get for going off-registry.
I fully endorse the Pirate Wedding and will offer to pay for 5% of the affair if the damsel agrees. Before saying no, just think of all the possibilities, memories, and laughs that we'll all share. It will be the wedding of the last 2000 years!
Arrrrrgh
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